Whew, Kenya Moore didn’t just get fired from The Real Housewives of Atlanta, she got dragged off the throne like she owed Bravo rent.
Let me break this all the way down, because this tea is so hot, it melted my Wi-Fi.So, Kenya Moore, long-standing Queen of Pettyland, got into it with new girl Britt Edy — who clearly binge-watched every season and decided, “I’m gonna be the next villain.”
And by villain, I mean she came on the show with a pistol in one hand and a peach in the other.Britt literally told Kenya she had her pistol ready. Girl, this ain’t the Wild Wild South!But Kenya? Oh no baby, she didn’t just clap back. She snatched the show’s soul.
She showed up to an event with BLOWN-UP explicit pics of Britt, claimed she committed insurance fraud, and said she was out here selling herself for $1,400 a pop. I screamed, I gasped, I rewatched.But hold up — it gets worse. One cast member (hey Porsha) alleged those pics were from when Britt was underage.
Insert Bravo executives fainting here.And then came the hammer: Kenya got fired. Andy Cohen said “Bye girl,” quicker than Nene leaks her shade.Now here’s where the conspiracy gets juicy. Fans think:Kenya was set up.
Producers might have fed her the pics.Ming Lee allegedly had revenge porn in the tuck, ready for a rainy day.Ming said she never leaked anything, but… girl… why you got Britt’s nudes saved like coupons?
So here’s what probably happened: Britt played checkers, Kenya played chess… and then jumped off the board. She took the bait, went too far, and now she’s gone. FIRED. Out. Evicted from the Bravo mansion.Oh, and guess what? Kenya’s not naming her source.
But if this turns out to be a producer setup (like what happened to Phaedra), we need a Surviving Bravo documentary ASAP.Final thoughts:Britt came to fight with pistols and fake tears.
Kenya came with receipts and revenge porn.Bravo came with the pink slip.Moral of the story? Don’t bring a blown-up d*ck pic to a Bravo boardroom meeting.