Kanye “I Miss My Old Self” West is at it again, y’all. This time, the rap messiah didn’t drop bars—he dropped our jaws and every last one of our moral compasses.
In a Twitter confession more disturbing than a horror film marathon, Ye revealed the inspiration behind his new song Cousin… and chile, we WISH he hadn’t.
In a tweet that belongs in a psychiatric museum, Kanye said:“This song is called Cousin… about my cousin that’s in jail for life for unaliving a pregnant lady… we looked at dirty magazines together… I sucked his D till I was 14.
”Excuse us? This ain’t therapy, this is trauma karaoke with a side of “WHY DID YOU TWEET THIS!?” Naturally, the Internet exploded faster than Kim could file for a second divorce.
People are questioning Kanye’s sanity, his past, and the location of every adult figure in his childhood. We’re not judging… okay, maybe we are—but only because the man basically said, “Here’s my trauma, y’all, remix it.”
But wait—it gets more unholy. Enter: Azealia Banks, stage left, high off incense and Twitter fingers. She swears Ye and Virgil were lovers. Then she added Elon Musk, Drake, Jay-Z, Travis Scott, Amber Rose (with a strap?!), and Kim (who threw up on his back?) into the alleged Kanye Kink Konspiracy Cinematic Universe.
And as if this fever dream wasn’t cooked enough, Jeffree Star popped out the coffin like, “Yeah, it’s true. Me and Kanye? Wyoming wig-snatch sessions.
Confirmed.”Bruh. Not Wyoming being the new Las Vegas. What happens on the ranch, stays in the group chat.We’re not even mad. We’re terrified, confused, and slightly impressed at the Olympic-level oversharing.
Let’s be clear: Kanye needs help. Not a collab. Not a feature. Help. And if Hollywood has taught us anything—it’s that the louder the tweet, the deeper the cry for therapy.
